My Intro and a BitCoin + LiteCoin Bar Joke!

Hi Steemians,

First dilemma, what to steem about? Well I really like the crypto world, but also I like to tell jokes, and in the real world you can't tell jokes about bitcoin, right? I can't even talk about bitcoin to my family and friends let alone tell a joke. I wouldn't last 2 minutes!

Then I discovered Steemit.com and I didn't see to many Bitcoin jokes here, so I thought I'd give it a shot!

The amazing new crypto world can be boring sometimes, so why not have fun with it and that is the idea for my Steemit account (@cryptojokes >>> don't forget to subscribe if you like my jokes).

So where will I get the jokes?

To be honest I'm hoping it will hit me when I'm trading coins or reading about what's going on here on Steemit or other forum I often visit. If a joke comes to me, then I'll have something to steem about here.

Ok, enough intro. Here's the first crypto joke:

BitCoin and LightCoin ran into each other in a bar.

LiteCoin: Hay dinosaur Bitcoin...

Bitcoin glances toward Litecoin looking all confused...

LiteCoin: Yeah, you Bitcoin..I just got SegWit activated. It's all the rage right now. I hear you're not gonna get it this year, possibly not the next..

Bitcoin takes a sip of his beer and slowly answers; "Keep yapping little LiteCoin, you're my guinea pig. I paid for your SegWit. So you see, you work for me! Now let me enjoy my beer!"

Looking forward to your comments about the joke (good or bad). The best comment gets free Steem sent to their wallet as a reward, and I'll publish in 72 hours who the winner is below in the comment area.

Stay calm and Steem on!