I am a Dog and this is my Blog

Dogo with a Blogo

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My name is Crono and i am a dog.Well, i think my name is Crono,this is the word i hear all the time when people are looking at when making funny faces.But that may be one of my many names,my human sometimes calls me:

Don't eat that
Don't shit there
Don't pee on that
Why did you pee on the bed
Don't eat that candy
Oh my god,what did you eat
Bad boy

Strange,right?People are weird

I am 2 years old in Human years and 14 in dog years,so i guess i'm a teenager.(That's not a good picture of me , i am actually really handsome )

I love to chase cats,eat EVERYTHING,sleep all day, chase laser pointers and hump legs.I also believe i'm a blessing to this family, even my farts makes everybody laughs,because my farts smell like the rainbow after a short rain.

I was also on tinder with the username Poodlelover14 ,but that turned out to be a waste of time, every poodle out there is a bone-digger ,everybody is after my bone and my dog food.
And ok, if you want my bone you can at least let me sniff your but for a few days,where is the romance,where is the passion?Ehh, i feel like chasing a cat right now.

I have to go , i hear my Human @fishmon walking on the stairs, i have to be quick and eat from the trash, bite a pillow and pee on the carpet.

Stay tuned until next time when i will share with you the time when i ate some coffee beans and shited all over the kitchen some hours after.Haha , good times,good times

I have to play dead so he knows it wasn't me who peed on the freshly washed carpet