Why I said No To a Billion Hot Women With Double D's

Here's why:

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I'm actually a virgin and haven't even had a billion girlfriends!

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Shit!

The thing is that you need to be crispy in order to get women. Do you understand?

Dafuq?

Thank you!

Best,

crispman