Let me introduce my American horror movie.
Introducing my true horror movie.
I am Caleb Kelly from Nigeria.
My story below 👇👇👇
- So that is how after 4 years and so many hustle, I finally got American Visa.
- After staying about two weeks in USA, One of my friend said we should go to a concert.
Look at me pancaking my face
Somebody could meet mr right there, if you know you know?
- We get there and everything was bubbling but a fight just breaks out.
And I carried my gossiping ass there.
- Suddenly, it turns into a riot and everyone are busy shouting 'Black Power' and 'Fuck the Police'
- Followed by 'We are going back To Africa. To Wakanda'
Who is following you people?
- Out of nowhere, I saw placards with "Fuck Trump"
what!!!! God, my 4 years hustle???
- Now police are coming and protesters are shouting "Take one, Take all"
What!!! This is deportation 😭😭😭😭
As I am the blackest of all, the police people have spotted me already.
As I am trying to run away, one policeman grabbed me.
I started crying and telling him how I love Donald Trump and the NYPD.
- My brain is going into overdrive as I am thinking maybe if I form madness he will leave me alone.
Trust Nollywood, it can come in handy
- Anyway, I am at Muritala Muhammad Airport (Lagos State Nigeria) now with my "Fuck The Police" Placard
They gave me one as souvenir.
** That was how they ended my plans, now how will I go back to America?
👏👍😂 😭 🔃