about me

Hi,

I'm Brando and I have accomplished some pretty incredible feats:

1. Signed up for steemit
2. Once watched all 3 LOTR in one day
3. Have canceled a "wave" with violent, horizontal, arm-slashing motion
4. One time my car wouldn't start and I did not swear
5. Can catch frisbees behind my back and between my legs
6. Won a neighborhood dunk contest on 7 foot nets when I was a kid
7. Play computer games from the early 2000's and am decidedly mediocre
8. Mastered the skill of "seeing you first and looking away"
9. Have a 28% win rate at video solitaire (one card)
10. Picked the over on two NFL football games this year, AND WON ($40)
11. Can read but don't enjoy it.
12. Plan to make tens, maybe hundreds of dollars on crypto trading
13. Middle of the road fantasy basketball owner
14. A BIG part of my soccer team's success in winning a season-long beer race in 2014

That's pretty much it. Happy to be here and looking forward to collaborating with an up-and-coming community.