Heeeeeeeeeeeey Everybody! My Name is Pee-Wee Herman!!!!!

Come on in, & pull yourself up a chair (like chairry !)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair !
Pee-wee's so excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you !)
To go wacky, at pee-wee's playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from puppetland (what that ?)
Dirty dog, cool cat, & chicky baby are the puppet band (yeah !)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
And a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at pee-wee's playhouse !

Globey's spinnin', mr. window's grinnin',
'cause pterri's flyin' by (hello !)
The flowers are singin', the picture phone is ringin',
And the dinosaur family goes, "hi!"
Mr. kite's soarin', conky's still a snorin',
There's the flashing magic screen.
The cowntess is so classy, randy's kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen !
Spend the day with pee-wee & you'll see what we mean ! (come on !)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (wake up!)
'cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin' !
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
For bein' wacky !
For getting nutty !
Golly, it's cuckoo !
At pee-wee's playhouse !