Haha very nice post buddy :) Welcome to Steem.
I hope your doing to enjoy your stay.
And starting off can be hard maby this can help you ?
https://steemfollower.com/?r=2465

At least it helps a bit getting started and to reach others :)
there is also https://steemit.chat to look at to connect to others>

Have much fun on Steemit :)