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in #intro7 years ago (edited)

To be honest, I have no clue what any of this is or how it works, BUT FUCK IT!! (Not butt fuck it!!) My buddy Jake told me I have to get that steem, bro! So, I'm here to make a steeming pile!! I already made a post when I woke up this morning, but here is my intro...

Hi! I'm Ryan. I'm a comedian living in Chicago. I've been doing comedy since 2001. I've performed all over the country. I perform and teach here in Chicago at many different venues. I'm also an actor. I even have my own agent and everything. WOOOFUCKINGWHOOO!!! This business is tough as shit, y'all. I'm one of the more successful people in town and I still have to wait tables!, FUUUCK!! I do have a national Batteries Plus commercial (picture attached), so I'll see you in Hollywood mother fuckers! Hahahaha!

Anyway, I suppose I'll stick around and see if I can figure this Steem thing out! Fuck it! Steem Power all the way, bro!!

#introduceyourself
#freshmeat
#cherrypie

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Welcome. Comedy appreciated!

Thanks man! Off to wait some tables like a true actor, but I'll be back!

Holy Hell. You is gonna rule. :)

Hola @ryprov, upv0t3
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