The universe is a simulation set up to make you feel like a loser
Title says it all.
I'm convinced we're in an ultra realistic simulation and that the underlying code that the universe we live in sets up our lives to make us feel like complete and utter failures every time we get out of bed. I also believe that anyone who say's otherwise is a bot put in this simulation just to make us keep striving for good things in life only to fall flat on our faces so that whoever or whatever is watching this mess can get a sick and twisted laugh.