40 Funny Coffee Quotes and Sayings to Wake You Up

Tell the world how much you love coffee with these funny and oh-so-true Coffee Quotes sayings from SayingImages. If you run on coffee, love the smell of the brew, and your favorite part of the day is sipping a delicious cup of coffee, then these Coffee Quotes sayings are for you!

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons – T.S.Eliot

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee. -Anthony Trollope

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

Coffee, It’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions! – Mike Ditka

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

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Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz

Coffee is the best medicine.

Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!

“What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare

I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. – Martha Quinn

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.- Turkish proverb

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.

All you need is love and more coffee.

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

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This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

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You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

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I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless – Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is too short for bad coffee.

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

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The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – Sir James Mackintosh

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jesse Lane Adams

If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee – Clark Gable

Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. – Justina Chen

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Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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