Monday Morning Song (Comedy Open Mic 29)

in insanity •  2 months ago

Leadbelly gave this Canadian World War 2 song a satirical twist making it the classic song to drink with Monday morning coffee. I deeply respect our men in service but this song also reaches the heart of every working man and woman.

The clothes that you give, they say was mighty fine
Me and my buddy, we all could fit into mine
And ohhh

Chorus

I don’t want no more of army life
Keep it. I want to go home

More verses

The shoes that they give you, they said was mighty fine
Ask for number seven, boy, and they’ll give you number nine ooh

The hot dogs that they give you, they said was mighty fine
One rolled off the table boys, and started to march in time ooh

The coffee that they give you, they said was mighty fine
Good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine ooh

The biscuits that they give you, they said was mighty fine
One jumped off the table, boys, and it knocked down a pal of mine ooh

The money that they give you, they said was mighty fine
Ask for fifty dollars, boy, and they’ll take back forty-nine

It’s Monday morning and I’m wearing clothes that every workman wears, trying to enjoy my hot cup of iodine waiting for lunch to come and watch hot dogs march in line.

Hot Dogs Marching Source

@mineopoly

Oh, where's the punchline?

Did you miss it?

This song was originally Canadian.

I will nominate @oddbot and @moderndayhippie because you like brothers to me.

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