Did Hollywood Culture Appropriators Falsely Claim that the Non-Binary Duo Bert and Ernie are Gay?

in #informationwar6 years ago (edited)

The NNBPA (National Non-Binary Puppet Alliance) is up in arms against Hollywood's latest claims. Lawsuits are being filed and LGBTQ puppets are quitting en masse over what seemed at first glance, a simple misgendering. However, upon digging deeper some have learned that the so-called outing of Bert and Ernie is nothing more than a publicity stunt geared towards boosting ratings among rainbow puppets.

VIDEO: YouTube.com/user/MediaTeen

Bert and Ernie themselves have said that they "never once volunteered their gender or sexual preferences on their respective job applications" and were it not for the recent discovery of hidden cameras on public grounds at 321 Sesame Street no speculations would have been made about their sexuality.

In a joint statement the famous non-binary couple claim the video clips in question were edited and taken out of context. We here at Puppet Magazine leave that for the reader to decide. Should Bert and Ernie get less social points for the recent claims that they are gay -or- should they continue to receive the maximum allotted points for being non-white non-binaries? Inquiring minds want to know!



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Thanks @pode, I shall donate these 11 fine and shiny
pocket subtokens to the NNBPA in high hopes that such
a tragic miscarriage of justice never ever occurs again!

dammit the unibrow was a dead giveaway to his non-binary status!

LOL how did you know I how much I love that one!?

Schmoyoho is fun. I don't know if
they topped those yet and the two
videos are five and eight years old.

I like this one too

Good one! Hadn't seen it but remember
the story about Kai. Man that was just
weird and that Kai dude seemed zany AF.

when I looked that up earlier there were a few stories like "Is Kai from Dogtown a murderer?"

Yeah man he killed someone after he killed someone. Something way off about the guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kai_the_Hatchet-Wielding_Hitchhiker

Hop to the murder charge section and bear in mind that-that murder is not the same as the hatchet incident. Also, I don't know why they don't say in Wikipedia who he originally killed with the hatchet.

The second person he killed was like a 73 year old attorney and he said he did so because the guy tried to rape him. He's still in prison on murder charges for the second guy.

Really bizzaro-stuff.

Lol I was thinking of writing something about this myself... I think it's completely hilarious that there is even a discussion around this. Things are really getting absurd 😂

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Do it, one is not enough!

what else we gonna see :P

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