Of course the flu shot causes the flu!

I find it insulting that it is not common and accepted knowledge.
The shots are filled with diseases, and you get sick from them.
Hopefully they are weakened and your body can fight them off easily, while it creates antibodies that fight off these disease...

...and will HOPEFULLY be prepared to fight off the next diseases.

What is the worst is having to get a flu shot before going into a hospital. What for? So that you will be as contagious as possible? So that you will have as low of an immunity as possible to all the super-diseases that live in a hospital?