Bugs -5minutefreewrite

She knew from the moment she watched him save a cockroach from getting squashed that he was the man for her. Kind, considerate, sure, but all this paled in comparison to the significance of a life-saving action. Who are we to say that the firefighter's act of heroism is greater than the bug-saver's? Who are we to question the relative value of-

AAAAAAA! I hate mosquitoes. Kill them all!

That is also a reasonable point of view. Of course, they're an integral part of our ecosystem.

Fine. Bats! Swallows! EAT THEM ALL! May you feast on every mosquito. And when they are gone, may you find less annoying bugs to eat.

Now, computational bugs? We don't need any of those. We need to freaking kill them. They aren't alive... Of course, maybe a bug is really a feature. It's like weeding a garden. You think that all you want to grow is tomatoes, but if you're willing to let a few weeds in... well, probably they're just pigweed, but maybe MAYBE some of them are lambsquarter. Or, you, know, bitcoins.

What if bitcoins grew in gardens? I think we'd see a lot more green spaces in cities.