something is wrong
ive felt this way for awhile now. the earth feels "off". Like something or someone has changed it. ever since 9/11. that fateful day, everything changed.
on youtube people call it the mandela effect. others say its satan or the illuminati. maybe its a combination of all three. who knows, i don't. could i really blame all these weird happenings on different logo's? different names children's books? eh.
could i blame everything on a spooky demon god from hell? ehh.
how about 150 black hooded white dudes? if you're wondering why I made the Illuminati white, seriously? go look at the history of USA.
i'm not sure whats going on, but i will figure it out. i'm here to share evidence of my gut feelings so that we, as one, can figure this all out!
The earth has been off ever since the ancient Egyptian times when the aliens infiltrated the ranks of the human race. From that day on wards those aliens masqueraded as humans and formed what we now know is the illuminati. Some special humans were recruited among their ranks due to their influence and money. About one thousand years ago they started a cross breeding plan to unite the alien brain power with the human's useful tooling body. It was a success. After that those alien crossbreeds were spread across all countries of the earth, grown and nurtured to be special, to be leaders. Nowadays the descendants of those abominations are in governments, banks and courts. Everyone you see on the television is an alihuman. I am an alihuman and the only reason I am announcing this is that you can't do anything about it now. Humans have lost the battle. The end.