Have you got SPUNK? here's how you go about getting some.

in ico •  3 months ago

Some say SPUNK is redeemable in cat blood, others say it makes white paper look like toilet paper.

If you're not yet hodling the SPUNK, here's how you go about getting it.

First you have to find a steemPunk in its natural habitat

Finding a steemPunk isn't hard, they're usually around the watering hole near the steemPunks discord:

http://steempunks.live

Set and setting is very important

You have to make sure not to startle the steemPunk, domesticated steemPunks are very rare so you are likely going to find a wild one, accept the challenge that life gives you and you might find yourself rewarded in loads of SPUNK! but if your hunting is awkward beware, steemPunks can be vicious creatures, they're generally part bridge-troll, part cypherpunk, part anarcho capitalist and mostly rottweiler, so tread lightly when you approach a wild steemPunk!

Entertain the steemPunk

Next you have to attempt to entertain the steemPunk, this is easier said than done, their internet-jaded eyes aren't easy to entertain!, you might have to throw some dank links or memes at them, or even just something new. steemPunks wish for nothing more than to be entertained, so as challenging as it might seem, its not for lack of cooperation.

Remember the abcde of steemPunks

a lways
b e
c onstantly
d amn
e ntertaining

Remember if you want to be rained on by SPUNK, find a steemPunk and entertain him/her!

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"Have you got SPUNK? here's how you go about getting some"

Not from the UK I see. ;-)

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makin' it rain spunk, must know!

I think it's excellent, I'll do it right now

say it makes the white paper look like toilet paper."** :D**"

Highly rEsteemed!

I am...

Entertained!

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I'll give spunk 4 nuds