How I Made It In America - A False Biography
My name is Dimitri Stanislas Molovsky, also known as Capitan '' Lov ''. Just call me Dim. I was born in Siberia in a caring family with ten children. My school was so far away I never found it.
My 71 kilometers road to school.
My house in Siberia ( with the steemit logo on it ).
Prior to departure I left a note on the kitchen's table saying : " I'll be back".
I knew it would be a long way but I was determined to overcome all obstacles to fill my dreams.
I took the first train I could catch.
The journey across my land lasted for 3 months.
I lost about 20 kilos and only had two or three rats to talk to.
I finally joined the coast and got to infiltrate a cargo ship.
I cried when I left my country.
There was water everywhere.
I managed to crawl inside the shipments while avoiding the captain's dog.
During the trip I had to constantly watch him through the slit of my container.
I cried when I first caught sight of The Statue of Liberty.
I disembarked thanks to the crane and immediately put myself to work.
I rented a little room near Manhattan.
My goal was to become a professional pilot. I took some flight lessons on You Tube and started my own airline company. I signed for a 45 % loan on get-alone.lk.kj. I could therefore afford a second hand jet liner with included a brand new uniform.
My name is Capitan '' Lov '' Molovsky.
My first crash occurred when I forgot to refuel the tanks.
The insurance company gave me enough money back to buy a waiter uniform.
May be this is a lesson for me. I wanted to get too high too soon.
My mother was happy to receive my letter. I didn't tell her the entire truth. Because I am sure to make it in America.
Photo Credit : Airplane ! By Jim Abrahams for Paramount Picture.
Photo Credit : Pixabay.com
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