Witty Truisms
Enjoy this selection of humorous, witty, and sometimes sarcastic quotes. Some of them have lots of truth in them.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. - Unknown
If a girl tells you she has a nipple ring, the only correct response is “I don’t believe you”. - Unknown
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. - Unknown
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. Every. Day. - Unknown
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking is badly. - Unknown
I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems and responsibilities. - Unknown
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H. L. Hecken
No violence, gentlemen – no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! - Arthur Conan Doyle
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent
Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open. - Unknown
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin
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