All Puns Intended #feedme
Enjoy this selection of puns
Puns: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the grass.’
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was Type O.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
I went to a seafood disco last week ... and pulled a mussel.
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It's impossible to read those without smiling. Thanks!
I am happy to know that you enjoyed the puns and that they put a smile of your face.