Patience Patience! I'm writing a post about giving a speech - Here's 2 jokes to be going on with!

So anyway, this bloke was on a budget airline flight when he heard the hostess say to the man in the seat in front -'Do you want a meal?' - 'What are my choices?' he asked - 'Yes or no'She replied.

I liked the one that was voted best at the Edinburgh festival - 'The problem with being an employee at the Job Centre is if you get sacked you still have to go in next day'.

But those aren't the two, I got distracted -