Check Out these 10 Ludicrous Religious Books

in #humour7 years ago

Here are 10 ludicrous religious-themed books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each. 


                                                           Thinking Biblically About The iPod 

                                                                                                                                               

If there is a more obscure book title out there, I am yet to come across it. 


                                                       Help Lord – The Devil Wants Me Fat

                                                                             

Why would The Devil want you fat? He is not a fat fetishist.


                                                      What’s Wrong with Christian Rock? 

                                                                    

Have you got all day. 


                                                                     The Joy of Fearing God 

                                                                             

Living in fear is not joyful. 


                            The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice

                                                                                

Winner of the most unfortunate title in the religious category.


                                                                     Jesus Was An Episcopalian

                                                                                

You mean I have spent countless hours, on my knees, praying to an Episcopalian … I think I am going to be ill.


                                                                         Jogging with Jesus 

                                                                            

That is not Jesus on the front cover. He wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that tracksuit.


                                      Resurrection Aerobics The Christian Based Sex Aerobics

                                                                               

Proud winner of the most confounding book title award.


                                                                         The Lord’s Corn Patch

                                                                              

If that is The Lord’s corn patch, he is not going to be happy to find that overweight, shabbily-attired, crazy woman. 


                                                          The Bible Is A Scientific Book

                                                                            

No it is not. 

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