5 Breathtaking Secrets Elephants Don’t Tell You About

crypticbutter (35)in #humour • 6 years ago

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At last, the truth about elephants is being revealed. No longer will you live under the disgusting lies of others. Break free of the illusion and spread awareness of these secrets they don’t want you to know!

Why is This World Unjust?

Could you really believe that everyone around you—even your friends and family—lies about the truth? That’s right. You’re being deceived. It turns out that this tradition of concealing the truth has eventually lead to this dystopian reality where we lie to ourselves.

With this in mind, we can now understand that reality is not as you think it to be. You probably live under the illusion that we are free and what you are told is the reality. On the contrary, reality has, in fact, been crafted meticulously by the elites.

The elites are those who control the human population as if it were puppetry. Accordingly, these demonic creatures silent the free words of society, ensuring nobody leaves their hypnotic trance. They, equally, strategically introduce ideas (or lies) into this grand experiment to really see how far away people can live from the true reality.

One would not expect to simply identify the truth from lies, yet occasionally, the elites slip up. Even so, immense difficulty remains in attempting to trace the activity of the elites. I have, however, stumbled upon a major flaw.

Proceeding countless hours of compiling numerous, hidden, sources of evidence, I am left with several conclusions. As it so seems, elephants are not what we perceive them to be. Why not, in light of this profound discovery, explore further the secrets elephants don’t tell you about?

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Have a sneak peek at the secrets we will uncover together—as one...

Elephants are actually purple
Elephants are invisible
Elephants have no ears
Elephants are squirrels in disguise
Elephants don't exist

If we work really hard, I bet a parrot to a penny that we can spread awareness of these truths. For you see, the entire world is being lied to. Horribly.

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