PRO-Crastination; doing it right

I have a very long list of things that must get done!

Feels so overwhelming,

So I compiled a list of strange random facts from  www.thefactsite.com with my commentary on them instead...

Pixabay helped me with pictures.

Here it is:

~Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!

 * well tickle me pink or tickle my fancy, I can easily see how this could become a greater fear if the feathers were still attached to the bird.

~29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.

* stranger things have happened, I have a sporadic tendency to accidentally put my car keys in places such as the fridge, oven or microwave. In all the years that I worked in hospitality and restaurant when meals was a part of my package, it took me days on end to find them!

~Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

*I think I just developed a fear of developing this fear! Wonder if there's a name for that?

~Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

*Nope I've got nothing on this fact -  But I do feel like sharing it anyway.

~Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.

* More reason to not like Mondays.

~‘Penis Fencing’ is a scientific term for the mating ritual between flatworms. It involves two flatworms attempting to stab the other flatworm with their penis.

* I would be up for making this a national sport in humanity. Not to sure homophobes will like the idea.

~Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.

*Which is worse?

~95% of people text things they could never say in person.

* Ha, that would explain why I have never encountered a random stranger that walked up to me and said: "Hey can I show you my penis?"

~The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

* Didn't end to well for them!

~About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year.

* And yet they never start a music show with the words " these are trained professionals... Don't try this at home"

~Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

* so that's why they say never eat yellow snow... if its white its alright, if its yellow or green, its just not clean!

~A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out.

* Still I hold no eager desire to stick my tongue out at it. especially not in close proximity.

~Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.

* Must be a sign of jealousy! If their partner did drift away it would allow them to SEE OTHERS - Punny aren't I

~A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.

 * And Jonah made it through a whales intestinal track. Was this a "one day when I grow up experiment?"

~Bin Laden’s death was announced on 1st May 2011. Hitler’s death was announced on 1st May 1945.

*Although only announced on the 1st of May and not necessarily the day of death I take it.

  Almost as bad as Justin Bieber being born in the same year that Kurt Cobain passed away.

  Leaving me to stand by the same commentary - Coincidence ? I think not!

~Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.

 * I strongly doubt that there was major success, as a matter of fact this could have contributed to the incline of ambidextrous activity.

~The testicles on an octopus are located in its head!

* I know some men with the same problem!

~Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections. 

*Do you think this is based on the male or female form?

~Dying is illegal in the Houses of Parliaments – This has been voted as the most ridiculous law by the British citizens.

* I wonder what they would do if this law was broken? Would they sue the person?

~Slugs have 4 noses. 

* garden compost day must have them longing for slug repellent day!

~George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

**@matrixidweller @cm-steem just a thought on your recent posts 

~Mel Blanc – the voice of Bugs Bunny – was allergic to carrots.

*that explains the constant nasal tone of that darn rabbit. Damn I love carrots... I wonder if I have any in the fridge.

~Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.

* Ha, so I'm a squirrel, I knew it! No wonder people say I'm nuts!

~Every year more than 2500 left-handed people are killed from using right-handed products.

*And they say ' lefties are always right?