Stupid Questions 353

American actress Elizabeth Gillies, and “10cc” aren’t really mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, peeps!

“How Can You Run?”

Would you rather live in a world of magic or superheroes?

When someone is driving stupidly in front of you is it more proper to call them an “@sshole”, a “b-tch”, or a “c*nt” if you can’t identify his/her gender?

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
(Call and tell her about it.)

What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
(You are the wind beneath my wings.)

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?
(A private tutor.)

What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?
(F*cking hot!)

What do you call a guy with a small dick?
(Justin)

“How Many Times?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

If you had to have either horns or a tail, which would you choose?

What did the penis say to the vagina?
(Don’t make me come in there!)

Did any of you honestly think I would forget to post a gratuitous picture/video of lesbians?

What did the O say to the Q?
(Dude, your dick’s hanging out.)

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

What is something that is not illegal but is so annoying that it should be?

If you had to smell like a food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?

Why did God give men penises?
(So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.)

“Can You Find Your Way Back Home?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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