Stupid Questions 352

Canadian voice actress Andrea Libman, “Acrotomophilia” are not really mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, folks!

“Why Don't You Love Me?”

What’s the best part about gardening?
(Getting down and dirty with your hoes.)

How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
(They can both irritate the sh*t out of you.)

Why do vegetarians give good head?
(Because they’re used to eating nuts.)

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
(A trip without the kids.)

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
(Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
(Will! Uh, I mean Phil!)

“Do You Love Me?”

What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping Tom? (One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.)

Did you know that semen contains mood-altering hormones?

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
(Beef strokin’ off.)

Did any of you honestly think I would forget to post a gratuitous picture/video of lesbians?

What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?
(Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.)

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
(As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.)

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
(You can negotiate with a terrorist.)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?

What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
(After five years, your job will still suck.)

“Why Don't You Love Me?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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