Stupid Questions 349

Australian model Skyla Carpenter and “Partialism” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, folks!

“How Soon Is Now?”

Did you know there’s a Guinness World Record for Most Feet And Armpits Sniffed?

Do you take it personally when someone passes you on the freeway?

Did you know that foot sizes and widths are increasing in the US and UK?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is it true that a woman doesn’t need to buy a bra to get boob support because there are lots of guys who would volunteer to hold her boobs for free?

Did you know that the big toe used to be a sort of foot thumb?

“Can you have nail polish on your toes during surgery?”

Did you know that foot bones make up about a quarter of all the bones in our bodies?

Did any of you truly think I would forget to post a gratuitous picture/video of lesbians?

“Can’t You Hear Me Knocking?”

Have you been to the foot cheese exhibition in Ireland?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

Did you know that foot size actually has nothing to do with p3nis size?

Did you know you can burn almost 300 calories just by having sex?
(Do you ladies all have my cell phone number?)

Y’all know I do not actually write most of this stuff, right?

“Why do my toes smell after I cut my toe nails?”

“Could frequent shrinking - say, due to cold water - cause a penis to become smaller permanently?”

If you have a bigger clitoris, is it easier to orgasm?

“Do You Realize??”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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