Stupid Questions 348

American singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and “Ice Cream Cunnilingus” are not mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

“Wanna Do Some Blow, Man?”

Did you hear about the guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen?
(He had a photographic mammary.)

At what point, did the planet’s climate not change? (Semantics are important.)

What did the boob tell the other boob?
(“You’re my breast friend.”)

Does it annoy you when you pay good money to see a movie about comic book superheroes and the actors spend way too much time out of costume?

What kind of hats do legs wear?
(Knee caps.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Why did the blonde write T.G.I.F. on her shoes?
(It was a reminder: Toes Go In First.)

What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air?
(A centipede lying on its back.)

Have you ever gone “@ss to mouth”?

“Do You Wanna Eat Me?”

You all remember that I don’t write most of this stuff, right?

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

Is breastfeeding in public really fair?
(After all, I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough food for everyone, you shouldn’t take it out.)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it is not included?

How did the bubblegum cross the road?
(It was stuck to the chicken’s foot?)

Is it true that straight men go from drinking from boobs to obsessing about boobs to having a pair of boobs of their own?

“What’s So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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