Stupid Questions 346

Australian rapper Iggy Azalea, and “Lemon Party”, are not mentioned that much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. (Although this could be one of our breast editions yet!) Here they are, boys and girls!

“Who Are You?”

What do a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common?
(When you open them, they’re both half empty.)

What’s a boob’s favorite snack?
(Chestnuts)

Did you know Yoda had a last name?
(It was Layheehoo.)

What happened to the man who slipped on a bra?
He fell into a booby trap!

What do you call two identical pairs of breasts?
(Identitties.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

What do you call a nanny with breast implants?
(A faux pair.)

“Who Are You When I’m Not Looking?”

What did the baby say to the mama?
(“I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”)

What does the existence of boobs prove?
(That guys can, indeed, focus on two things at once!)

Where do bras get lunch?
(At a breastaurant.)

Why is paying for a boob job like buying a soda?
(Nobody wants either to end up flat.)

What is jigglytata?
(No, it’s not a Pokemon. It’s when you are running down the stairs without a bra on.)

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

What does an 80-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 20-year-old doesn’t?
(Her belly button.)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it is not included?

Howard J. asked: “Why do you post these [questions]?”
(I have often asked myself the same question.)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Who Are You?”

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