Stupid Questions 322
American actress and singer G Hannelius, and “Nebulophilia” are not really mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
(Because he knows better than to try the back door.)
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
(Whatever the heck you want. He can’t hear you.)
How does Santa Claus stay STD free?
(He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.)
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
(St. Nickel-less.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
What’s the most disappointing thing for a guy on Christmas morning?
(When he gets a sweater, but he was really hoping for a moaner or a screamer.)
Who are the folks who purchase products from the Home Shopping Network on Christmas Day anyway? Don't they have any living family left or are they just addicted to shopping?
Don't you secretly wish that Mark David Chapman hadn't been such a good shot every time Yoko Ono puts out an album?
(He was just desperate for some holiday spirit.)
Dreaming of a white Christmas?
(Well, jingle my b@lls, baby.)
Did you know I can actually recall lying in bed as a kid, painfully waiting for Santa to come…
(I remember that long, awkward silence as he got dressed and left as well.)
Are any of you readers tired of these stupid questions yet?
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hope you doing well. We have some restrictive rules on our Steemit platform. You must have to follow those rules. Doing copy from other sources is a violation of our Steemit platform rules. To be a real blogger you must have to use your creativity. Your content is totally copied from another source. You have to mention or give the link from where you copied the content. Otherwise, it will be considered as plagiarism. Also, you only can take 25% (of course have to mention the source ) articles from somewhere else according to your blog and the remaining 75% have to write on your own. Hope you will try to follow our Steemits rules from now on.
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Hi!
If I understand you correctly, you believe I have literally copied jokes from another source. The fact is, I have actually had most of these jokes on file for years. Any duplication to those posted on that other article is purely coincidental. My actual source for those jokes would be "word of mouth." Sorry for the misunderstanding. I will do my best to avoid similar issues in the future though; thanks for your concern.