Stupid Questions 320

Trinidadian-American rapper Nicki Minaj, and “Nasolingus” are not really mentioned that much in this particular edition of the series. Still nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

“Ain't She Sweet?”

Does anyone use Crisco and/or Vaseline as lube anymore?

Do you sometimes go into a store and ask an employee for help and immediately know the person will be no help at all before he or she even manage to finish a sentence?

Bingo Rick asked: “Do kangaroos ever jump backwards?”

Barbara, the owner of TodaysRecipePro.com asked: “Why do people ask rhetorical questions if they don’t require an answer?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Bingo Ronnie asked: “Are Koalas really bears?”

Do you miss it when I forget to mention lesbians?

“Where Am I Now?”

Whatever happened to the erasable pen, anyway? Y’all remember those?

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?

Here is one posted on my Facebook page by someone: “Should a sperm donor's identity be kept secret?”

Here’s one for those of you who have uni-sex bathrooms at work: When you take a real nasty dump that leaves streaks and marks on the bowl even after you flush, do you clean it, so the next person doesn’t see what you did, or do you leave it?

Is it really “overkill” to shampoo your pubic hair before a date? If it isn't, can we at least agree it is presumptuous?

After George Carlin pointed out the absurdity of the term “pre-boarding” WHY do airlines STILL insist on using said term?

Do these stupid questions ever stick with you?

“Where Would I Be Now?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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