Stupid Questions 318

American professional wrestler Beth Phoenix, Black Friday, and “Lithophilia” are not really mentioned much in this particular edition of the series. Still nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, dudes and dudettes!

“Whatcha Gonna Do?”

Are you diggin’ the traditional Supergirl pics now?

What do you call Hunger Games in America?
(Black Friday)

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
(You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.)

When Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th, what happens?
(Prices get slashed!)

Can vegans eat animal crackers?

Why do people go clothes shopping on Black Friday?
(To replace all the clothes they spilled Thanksgiving dinner on.)

Do you miss it when I forget to mention lesbians?

“Could You Be Loved?”

What happens when a mall loses power?
(Free Black Friday.)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it’s not included?

Who profits the most on Black Friday?
(The folks who were smart enough to stay home.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

So, do you readers prefer the stupid questions, the trivia questions, the offensive questions, the sex questions, the rhetorical questions, the media questions, the riddles, or a combination of all of them?

What did the Pot Shop have on Black Friday?
(A bake sale.)

I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday, ya know?
(I blackout every Friday.)

What is the day after Black Friday called?
(Broke Saturday.)

How do you describe an amazing Black Friday deal with free cake?
(A sweet deal.)

You do remember that I no longer write most of this material, right?

“What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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