Do you know why the Sbd goes up? I have the answer...

in #humor6 years ago (edited)

Dear friends, I know everyone is wondering what on earth is causing this abrupt rise in the Sbd. I have the answer and I'll tell you my theory...

A couple of weeks ago with some friends, we were thinking how nice it would be a Steem or Sbd pump. Frustrated by the low rewards and certainly moody by the low profits obtained, the situation had reached its extreme and something had to be done. We didn’t even enjoy taking a picture together.

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We decided to put to work and began to develop a plan for Steem or Sbd rise.

First strategy that we carry out.

Economically we could not raise the price because none had the necessary funds for that purpose. We only had our 4 brilliant minds and a lot of enthusiasm to achieve the goal.

We had to look for someone powerful, someone who had the mental and physical strength to intimidate anyone who wants to power down or sell the Sbd. By force, if nobody sold Sbd or Steem, both would rise. In the first we thought it was in the Fantastic Four and obviously we think of this guy...

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We had to find this guy, whatever the cost...

And we found him!

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Happy to meet the first objective, we told him what the plan was about. Unfortunately, the amount he required was impossible to face. Embittered by the failed step, it occurred to me to go in search of an Avenger. What more powerful than an Avenger? Does not exist!

So we started looking for this guy...

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With all the luck in the world...

We found him!!!

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When we told him the idea, he was enthusiastic from the beginning and when we had almost closed the deal, he warned us that he could only do it from 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm, since he was doing a postgraduate degree in anger control, which he could not stop going.

Impossible! We needed him 24/7, again the world was falling apart.

Already ruling out that force wasn't going to be a resource that we could use, we put our minds in search of another solution.

Second strategy raised

Without the choice of physical and mental strength, it occurred to us to go for another type of force. The strength of feminine power. We had to find 4 or 5 friends and turn them into Steemit ambassadors. It was infallible, anyone who saw these beautiful young ladies, excited and moved by a social network, would invest all their capital in Sbd...

We proposed an exhaustive and detailed search, but we did not have much time so in the same place, we gathered some friends and PUM. We already had the team!

Steemit girls

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Excited and eager to reach the goal, we told them what their roles were. And we stipulate that in the same place, we could start a test. With their acquaintances and the friends of their acquaintances, they would begin to spread Steemit.

Everything started excellent, we monitored the faces of those who listened to them and were amazed. In our interior we felt that this was the right path, that we were very close to getting the Sbd or Steem up. But we didn’t have something in mind. In the place we were, they sold alcohol and our girls team began to take a drink from here, a drink from there. In 5 minutes the plan broke down. The girls totally lost their composure and threw away all the charm they had achieved in the beginning. I think that at that time, the Steem lost 7% of its value. So that you understand what I explain to you, I leave you a photo...

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Well friends, we were evicted. It couldn't be so difficult to raise the Steem or the Sbd. Our self-esteem was practically underground, until one of my friends, usually the most optimistic of all, began to encourage us. He began to harangue about our qualities and little by little we began to believe in us again. Already sunk in alcohol we had nothing to lose, we had to go for everything. And we began to analyze that we did not need someone external, that with our convictions and virtues, we could achieve it. We were 4 good looking guys, with some empathy and values. We could alone against the world...

Third strategy used

We came up with the idea of creating a group in various social networks, where we showed our experiences in Steemit and the profits we got from posting.

The first thing we had to achieve was a photo that represented us. That showed our virtues in their maximum splendor. We had to stand out, to attract the greatest number of people. Of course, what we did not take into account is that among the fantastic 4, Hulk, the Steemit gilrs and all the anxiety generated, maybe we drank a little more than we should. And you know that when one drinks too much, the face deforms mysteriously...

The first attempt was a total failure. Two of the members didn’t appear in the photo.

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In the second attempt, we had one member outside the image. But little by little we were closer to achieving that long-awaited photo!

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When we finally get the 4 out in the same photo, you will notice the face of one of my friends...

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For which, we decided to back down with all this initiative. With those 4 faces the only thing we were going to achieve, was to scare away people from Steemit and clearly that was not our purpose.

And here my friends, it was the end. We would still be invisible in Steemit with miserable rewards. We had no more options, our brains for alcohol and therefore demand them, didn't get a single idea. We were about to say goodbye, when the most childish of all says: I have an idea.

Honestly, the reluctance in the group reigned. The hopes had vanished but out of respect for friendship, we stayed to listen to him. With effusiveness he tells us: If we do the GENKIDAMA???

We looked at each other... What could we lose? The universe is energy and maybe, maybe... we could attract it and direct it towards the Sbd market. We were desperate, it was the last chance and obviously we tried...

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Ladies and gentlemen, it was a success!!!

At 12 minutes of that glorious position, the Sbd went up to 2 usd. But we were not satisfied, when we saw what we were capable of, we took confidence and up to 18 usd we did it up! But this we had to keep in time, we could not let this opportunity pass, so we decided not to move a finger for as much time as possible. We have been in the same position for nine days, people go by and look at us weird, but we do not care, we do it for love of Steemit and we will be here for as long as it takes!

We enjoy the support you give us and we will continue here for you. I thank my sister in particular, for taking the time to write everything I dictated for this article.

Have an excellent Friday, my friends!


Source Photo: Rock, Hulk

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Great to have you back, brother! It's been a long time! Happy to see that you are doing well, and that your humor remains intact :D I see that you have forgotten to visit your barber haha! But, it's always great to see mi amigo Patelincho having fun. On behalf of all of the Steemians, thank you to you and your merry band for the recent SBD pump!!

haha dear friend! How nice to receive your message! I hope you are very well over there. I was very dedicated to a curation project, but we must take advantage of this rise in sbd. I send you a big hug and have a beautiful Christmas and a better new year...

Man, I really missed seeing your posts! That's why when I saw one, I just knew I had to jump on it. Really digging the longer hair haha! I think it suits you! Feliz Navidad, hermano!

The fellowship of the steem!! Very nice post @tincho!

Always, thank you for commenting!

Your writing is very good..and suitable to upvote. Thanks for sharing@tincho

Your amazing post. I was amazed to see the companionship of steem friends. really good job. hopefully can award from other steem friends

I'm glad you like it...

a very useful post

enjoyed reading this. Hope sbd reaches new heights like $25 and steem about $10?

Happy that you like it...

Jajajjaaja lo amén...

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