Cruise ships adjusting amenities due to quarantine

in #humor • 5 years ago (edited)

Consideration include:

Free Bingo

Increasing the nightly Free drink limit from 2-3

Free Coffee upgrades

Unlocking porn channels

Lose slot machines

Increasing the limbo bar height by 12"
Mother in-law package
Discounted burial at sea*
(Actually nighttime harbor)

Nightly Thriller themed dance party.

Free China Flu immunity*
(85% efficacy rate, no refunds)
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#get #them #medical #treatment #thinking #of #you
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