Why You Should Visit Russia Right Now!
Five reasons why everyone should go to Russia right now! Don't wait! Mother Russia is expecting you!
Ballerinas
It has been said that there are no ballerinas like Russian ballerinas. Probably because they are the most beautiful ballerinas in all of Russia! And no other country has ballerinas or even ballet! They are just so beautiful when they’re in Russia. You should go see them! In Russia!
Siberian Tigers
Siberian anything! That place is littered with cool stuff. Lakes, snow, trains, mountains, gulags. It has everything the body needs! Go see Siberia because you cannot see Siberia from anywhere else! Only in Russia!
Traditional Cuisine
Go for the ballerinas but stay for the beef stroganoff! It’s rich and exotic just like Russia itself! This is a dish you simply cannot get anywhere else in the world. Nobody can make it except for Russians in Russia. So go to Russia!
Architecture
Saint Basil’s Cathedral is a must-see! It’s so colorful and pointy! You can take amazing photos of people walking in front of it and taking photos themselves if your timing is right. You won’t find people like that anywhere else in the world. Don’t get there too early or you might miss them!
Liquor?
I don’t even know her! (Do you see what I did there?) Russia has the best vodka in the world. That’s a scientific fact. I read that on the internet which is 83% accurate. Russian vodka. The best vodka. Wonderful vodka. And you can’t get it anywhere outside of Russia! Go there! Now!
RUSSIA!
SGL
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Love this! Russia has now climbed up the list thanks to you :)
Russia should never be lower than #1 on your list!
I want to see lake baikal so badly, the fresh water seals are the cutest. and the tigers...so magnificent. What an amazing nation Russia is. One day I will visit.
Yes! Magnificent Russia! Everybody must go now!
LOL There's no time to waste
Thanks for following me. Following back. Up voted. Would love to visit Russia. Do u live in Russia?
No I don't live there. This was a parody about traveling blogs that I've seen. I thought it would be funny to try it. I'll do better next time! ;)
Could you spin a parody of sex tourism? in Thailand, specifically, Thailand. Like a mix of this one with the "Get the Girl" post?
if you need inspiration:
Ten Ways to Spot a Ladyboy:
http://www.bangkok.com/magazine/ladyboys.htm
see you in Russia, motherfucker.
I will consider it. Thanks for the idea!