True or False? – Wear Boxers if You Want to Have Children
It is said that boxers are better if you want to conceive new life. Is this true?
Boxers or briefs is the age-old question. Which is better? Many people think boxers are if your goal is to successfully get a woman pregnant. But we won’t know for sure until we research this ourselves. So let’s get to it!
Is it getting hot in there?
That’s the main concern here. Is the temperature inside of briefs too hot for producing and storing man-goo? The purpose of that loose skin around a man’s berries is to regulate testicular temperature. When it’s warm, the sack sags so that the man-goo inside does not overheat and get destroyed. When it’s cool, it shrivels up and brings everything closer to the body for warmth. They say that briefs do not allow this to happen. That type of underwear keeps everything snug and warm all the time. This is why they’re called tighty whities.
The science sounds good. I’m not going to bother contesting it. Scientists are really smart. Plus I don’t have any images for this. You’re welcome.
The real problem
It doesn’t matter whether briefs are too warm or not. That’s not what hinders conception. The main problem is that you’re wearing tighty whities.
Women don’t like men who wear briefs. Guys don’t even like other guys who wear briefs. There’s just something about a guy who wears tighty whities that makes him equally unpopular to both sexes. Maybe it’s the lack of any sense of adventure. Maybe it’s the fact that briefs remind people of toddlers or diaper-wearing babies. Because that’s what briefs are. They’re like adult diapers without the extra wetness protection.
Guys who wear briefs just aren’t cool. Women know this. Boxers show women that you’re more care-free. You just like letting things go! You’re a free spirit! You’re not worried about getting knocked around even if it might hurt a little. The ladies pick up on this. They dig it! They don’t want a man who’s worried all the time. And they don’t want to date a toddler!
They also prefer boxers because it’s easier to gain access to the fun that’s inside. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? They absolutely think boxers are sexier! It’s the same reason that guys love skirts and dresses on the ladies. In a world of Vines, Snapchats, and attention spans measured in nano-seconds, we need to move quickly!
Briefs on a man disrupt quick and easy access. Just like skinny jeans on a woman do.
That reminds me. I’m going to put up a Steem Bounty for anyone to deliver to me the inventor of skinny jeans. They have unleashed a plague on humanity!
Conclusion
Boxers are better if you want to conceive a child. Why? Because your chances of being bed-friendly with a woman are much lower if she finds out you’re wearing briefs. Grow up, brief-wearers! Your underwear looks stupid on you! It’s better to go commando than to show off your skid marks at precisely the wrong intimate moment.
SGL
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Can't argue with that!
why would i wear boxers when my briefs make my ass look this good? I don 't work out for nothin.
If it looks that good, why are you wearing anything? Go full commando! No underwear. No pants! :)
You're right! I'll post some pictures immediately!
Don't forget to tag it right! NSFW = Not Safe For Women. ;)
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Yikes! That's why I don't ride them! Bikes are for girls! :)