How to Get the Girl (For Men Only)

Guys like girls, assuming that they are straight guys. Am I right? During the teenage years, guys really start liking girls and they become more determined to win them. It’s like a biology thing. And biology is science so we know it’s objective fact. But not all guys are good at biology, so I’m going to give these biologically-impaired men a few tips on how to get the girl that they want. Just follow these fool-proof steps and you’ll have a bevy of beautiful babes in no time!

Tip 1: Always pick up your dream girl at a bar

The best time to flirt is when you’re drunk. And the best time to get drunk is after work. If the girl you want is a work associate, buy her a few drinks and flirt away! And do creepy things around the office the next day until she finally gives in and agrees to a date. But make sure you have a back-up plan if she makes a harassment complaint instead! Some girls just don’t appreciate that guys are interested in them. But don’t let that deter you. Just change your tactics!

Tip 2: Stalk your target before making any moves

Find out as much as you can about your future girlfriend before flirting with her. Is she married? Is she dating someone? Does she live alone? Where does she shop? What time does she walk her dog? Does she have a sleigh bed? Is her couch made of real leather? Does she always leave her keys on the kitchen counter next to the loaf of Wonder Bread? You really need to dig under the radar to find out if you’re compatible. Secretly take some photos too! She’ll appreciate the effort to get to know her!

Tip 3: Dress for success

Look good and buy yourself a new suit. Women love guys in suits! If you’re not wearing a suit they will ignore your flirting. And don’t forget the pick-up lines! Say something like, “That’s a great-looking shirt. It would look even better crumpled up on the floor next to my Craftmatic adjustable bed.” Girls love humor! After she invites you to sit with her at the bar, buy her a round of gin and tonic. Girls love those kinds of drinks!

Tip 4: Take advantage of the situation

After a few drinks, she’ll be ready to open up. Ask your most personal questions to really find some dirt! She probably won’t remember your conversation in the morning. But you will! Listen very carefully to everything she says so that you don’t miss a single detail! Girls love talking about themselves. Try to get her to reveal some dark secrets and hold them over her head until she agrees to become your steady girlfriend!

Tip 5: Take her home that night if she’s willing

Doing a great job on the first try might lead to a night of passion. This is the ultimate goal. If you pry enough information out of her and she doesn’t notice you recording the conversation with your phone, you might be able to take her home with you! Don’t give up if she rejects you! Remember the old saying: If at first you don’t succeed with a woman, keep pursuing her! Women love being pursued! They really love it when you can pursue them around the clock. At home, at work, at the store, on the street, at family gatherings. Never give up!

I hope this was helpful! Do you have any tips for picking up girls? Let’s hear your best advice!

SGL

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