I hate to admit but I just found out I am a racist…

in #humor7 years ago

So many words end in –ist and being the kind of person I am, always searching for truth, I decided to look up what the true definition and use of -ist . So I went to Dictionary.com and looked it up. Here is what I found…
-ist
• Word Origin

a suffix of nouns, often corresponding to verbs ending in -ize or nouns ending in -ism, that denote a person who practices or is concerned with something, or holds certain principles, doctrines, etc.:
apologist; dramatist; machinist; novelist; realist; socialist; Thomist.

Well fellow Steemians it appears to me I have been a racist for over fifty years and never realized it. You see, I grew up loving the sport of racing. I was exactly eleven years old when I went to my first stock car race at the local speedway and I was hooked ever since.
As I grew so did my racism , when I was old enough to drive at that speedway I became a fully fledged racist behind the wheel of a 1962 Chevy Impala bearing the # 18 on the side doors. My racist skills were not as good as some of the other racists and I only raced a few years but I continued my racist ways by becoming a racist helper also known as a mechanic or crew member.

I worked my way up the levels of racing being a racist crew member in stock cars, open wheel cars, and drag racing.
Some of the racist associations I belonged to and competed in were ASA, ARCA, USAC, NHRA , NASCAR and INDY CAR.

So as you can see, my racist history is pretty lengthy. So if anyone dare call me a racist and think it will offend me you are dead wrong. I am proud to be a racist now that I finally took the time to search for the truth.

Maybe society should look at how they use the term racist and reconsider, maybe use “colorist” or something because last time I check we are all members of the human race, just with a variety of colors.

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Hahaha, nice one! I'm glad your post isn't some SJW nonsense.

Thanks for taking the time to read and comment. The humorous part is that every word of it is true. Could you please tell me what "SJW" is? I am not familiar with that abbreviation.

SJW stands for Social Justice Warrior. SJWs are the type of people who deem every insignificant little thing no one cares about to be racist/sexist/homophobic/etc that it leads towards absurdity.

Thank you for the clarification. In no way, shape or form am I a SJW, if I am any type of warrior at all it would be a warrior for truth, which has really taken a beating over the course of time.

I had to come looking for this post, since you mentioned it in another one. So good! joy.gif

Thanks, just my sneaky way of getting you to read something else of mine. Glad you liked it.

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