Cryptocurrency vs Chucky Cheese Tokens: Which investment is better?

Hello, My Fellow Steemitizens!

This fairly funny conversation just happened between a friend and I over on Facebook and it got me to over thinking things, as usual with this sort of stuff that I shouldn't be wasting brain cycles or time on.

So I went and did a little homework just now.

Right now, one of the hottest cryptocurrencies on the radar is called Ethereum (ETH)

One Ethereum coin is presently worth about $375 USD at the time of this post on the Bittrex exchange where I trade.

Meanwhile, over at Ebay.com, a search for "Chuck E. Cheese Tokens" with several filters applied, returned the following results.

The filters on the search were:

• Buy It Now
• Sold Listings Only

The sort was "Price+Shipping: Lowest First"

And that results in one Chuck E. Cheese token being available for around nine cents USD each, if bought 11 at a time.

However!

The next listing was for a vintage 1994 Chuck E. Cheese Token at just $1.48 with Free Shipping!

So of course, so far it's no contest in the Chuck E. vs Crypto contest, right?

Well...

Time to see the most expensive single Chuck E. Cheese token available. Weighing in at $28.00 USD with Free Shipping, it's this jewel from 1994. And it's on sale for 30% off! Be still my pizza loving heart.

And the most expensive overall Chuck E. Cheese auction I found? This crazy collection!

So. There you go folks, proof positive that Cryptocurrencies are definitely the way to go. Unless you really wanted that FM Walkman portable stereo, with included ear bud headphones from the Chuck E. Cheese exchange, of course!

Be careful investing kids, and do your own research. I am NOT any kind of adviser or professional. I am a horrible choice for anyone to take advice from. Trust me. I suck at giving advice. Your mileage may vary. Consult your doctor to see if collecting Chuck E. Cheese tokens is for you. Side effects may include pizza-itis, compulsive skeeballs and a higher than normal rate of plastic toy levels in your home or residence.

And with that, this post is finished, Full steem ahead, steemitizens!