Roomerkind's Real Astrological Signs
March 21 to April 19: Cockwomble
April 20 - May 20: Buttmunch
May 21 - June 21: Fuckstick
June 21 - July 22: Assclown
July 23 - August 22: Douchenozzle
August 23 - September 22: Turdblossom
September 23 - October 22: Dickbiscuit
October 23 - November 21: Spunkbubble
November 22 - December 21: Shitdragon
December 22 - January 19: Crotchjockey
January 20 - February 18: Taintgoblin
February 19- March 20: Numbnuts
Ahh, yes I see where you are going with this, very interesting indeed. Im a Fuckstick, what does that mean for me please oh wise guru?
Check out my astrological crypto picks https://steemit.com/funny/@scalextrix/new-way-to-pick-your-crypto-coins-crypto-astrology
Well whaddaya know? I am a Fuckstick as well! Here is today's Daily Horrorscope report for Fucksticks:
The shit will hit the fan today, Fuckstick. Don't bother trying to fix this godawful mess. If you do, you will just make the mess bigger. Sit tight and just let the situation stew for a while. Take a nap and deal with the problem later.
I actually do Tarot Readings but I don't do astrology except for a laugh! At some point I will do a post on Tarot.
Ahh, the sweet smell of procrastination, its a Fuckstick classic!
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