Invaders From Mars: The UFO Invasion Is Real
I want to apologize to David Ickes and the other UFO nuts that I made fun of for so many years. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong! UFO's are real and we've been invaded!
It occurred to me as I was having my first cup of coffee and cigarette this morning and was about 20 minutes into Charlie Chan In Rio. All of those vagina hats were the giveaway! I don't to mean to sound like I'm bragging, but I've seen quite a few vaginas and those hats don't resemble any vaginas I've seen.
Then it hit me! These aren't women. Well, if they're not women, then what are they? They're definitely not men. So, by process of elimination, I figured out that these are aliens.
And they're not the good aliens... the cute ones like ET. These are really bad aliens that have come for our women! (In case they're not from Mars, I'd like to apologize to the Martians...you guys are the closest so...) Their plan is to disguise themselves (often really badly) as women and infiltrate and brainwash our women and take them away!
(This is one in disguise)
These aliens are very clever and many of our women have fallen for their tricks already. Women Beware! This is how they look without their disguise:
And for all you guys in the Tinfoil Hat Brigade, the government is in on it too! They almost got their Queen elected in the last election (see image above). If you should see any of these aliens DO NOT APPROACH...They are extremely dangerous! Stay indoors and keep your women and children away from them (I heard they eat children, but that may be a rumor). BUT, they are dangerous so stay far away.
This has been a public service announcement...Please go back to your normal activities and have a pleasant Sunday.
All images courtesy of Google
Thank you, @richq11 , for reminding me why I'm so happy following you.
Thank you!!! You just made my morning!
The coarse and gross rule the world .... the only way to change this is to change how I react. Vaginas are just as ignorant about the body and mind as the penis, it's all a weapon of mass distraction, including aliens. David Icke sees reptiles, Alex Jones sees demons, and I see psychopaths. I think the UFO phenomena as a breakaway human society that has not shared technological descovers with the masses.
I mean, let's say a UFO has crossed hundreds of thousands of light years through hostile radioactive space to only crash here on earth? You know the ufo crashes talked about all over the net..I think it's our advanced technology being tested that crashes....psychopaths are aliens when compared to the normal human being.
Women are more sensitive to manipulation because we are wired to care and keep the family together. All I can say is don't believe anything any authority says until I have e researched as many views as possible.
Reality freak shows rule our attention right now like a magician rules the stage.