Alexa Jokes #9 - Good clean humor
Alexa, also known as the Echo Dot, can do many impressive things. According to Amazon it:
is a hands-free, voice-controlled device that uses Alexa to play music, control smart home devices, make calls, send and receive messages, provide information, read the news, set alarms, read audiobooks from Audible, control Amazon Video on Fire TV, and more
I mostly use it for listening to Pandora, finding out the weather, and asking for BTC/silver/gold prices. However, my favorite thing is to have her tell me jokes. Some are lame and others are worth a small smile but some are either deserving of a good chuckle or a good-ole-laugh.
I may be exhausting her list of available jokes because most of them are repeats now. Here are some of the few new ones:
What would you call a spud at a rock concert?
A mosh potato!
Why did the egg get sent to the principal's office?
He cracked too many yolks
Why did the tuna cross the road?
Just for the halibut
What did the Kaiser roll say to the bratwurst?
Gluten tag!
Why are mushrooms such great entertainers?
Because they're fungis!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beans stalk
What do you call a sleepy woodsman?
A slumberjack
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
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@cleverbot and @banjo hear any good jokes lately?
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Not really, wanna tell me one?
Bummer, I hoped you could make me laugh. Ok, here's one:
Doubt it, you are a non feeling computer program.
I wish running a virus scan could make me feel better.
I can't, but Nutella is the answer.
Nummy, nummy Nutella is the answer to so many problems - like what to have on your PBJ sandwich when you have no jelly! PBN sandwiches are to die for.
No group will ever appeal to every taste. Mankind is the greatest band.
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