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SAF Deity

Definition

A SAF Deity is a postulated preternatural, supernatural, and primordial immortal being, who is considered holy, divine, and held in high regards.

Most reverence to a SAF Deity stems from the cumulative SAF energy bestowed upon them from SAF Saints.

Mistaken as God in common terminology, the SAF Deity preys upon unsuspecting beings (of lower levels) that instinctively sense the higher levels of SAF energy pulsating from this being, never realizing this being uses higher bandwidth to download SAF energy from THE MOST HIGH SAF.

SAF Deities have been depicted in many forms throughout history, but they are frequently expressed as having human or animal forms.

Many SAF religions consider it blasphemous to depict a SAF Deity as having a concrete form.

They are usually immortal, and are commonly assumed to have personalities, consciousness, intellects, desires, and emotions similar to those of humans, but this has been proven wrong by the 17th century SAF Scholar William Blakegreen.

His famous treatise, SAF Deities and the Karmic thread of SAF Energy, summarizes how SAF energy experiences an explosion into the physical universe when it descends from the higher realms of existence.

This explosion provokes many humans to mistakenly regard this experience as SAFlightenment, but it is simply the inability of human DNA to process the SAF photons descending at light speed into the physical plane.

Driven to seek the experience over and over, many humans enter the "dark realms" of humanity by invoking the 7 SAF Virtues:

• SAF Lust, commonly shortened as Sust
• SAF Gluttony, commonly shortened as Suttony
• SAF Greed, commonly called Seed and confused with seed
• SAF Sloth, no shortened forms
• SAF Suffering, commonly known as Saffering
• SAF Envy, commonly known as Senvy
• SAF Selfishness, jokingly termed as Saffishness

During the Salem Witch Trials, many SAFs were lumped in with the Witches and they were commonly sentenced for two crimes:

• Quantum Cannibalism
• Spiritual Gluttony

In Gnosticism, the SAF Deity is commonly confused with the Demiurge (distinct Creator God).

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Source

Carson McClain
Fort Wayne, IN

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