๐ณ๐ Whale humor ! My top 10 whale jokes for the day! If you like them let MINNOW! LOL! ๐๐ณ
I was a little bored and not feeling too well today, a little down in the dumps. So I thought I would try to come up with some whale jokes , to kind of cheer me up, and all of you as well! I hope you find them funny, or at least a little humorous! Please coment and add some of your own jokes if you like! I could use a good laugh today ! ๐๐๐
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In keeping with the photo : What is the Orcas favorite music to listen too and watch!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญORCA-STRAS! ๐๐Knock knock - Whos there!? Whale!-- Whale Who?!
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญWhale you ever upvote me!?๐๐Why did the whale cross the street?!
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญBecause the Dolphins and minnows were on THAT side!๐๐why do whales and Dolphins like salt water!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญBecause pepper makes them sneeze!๐๐How many whales does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญI dont know, but if you find out let MINNOW! Bwahahaha! Ok I liked that one! ๐๐๐what is black and white and red all over!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญA sunburned killer whale! ๐๐Which day of the week do whales hate!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ( FRYday! )Bwahahaha! Really liked that one too! ๐๐๐What do you call a whale in a phone booth!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ STUCK! ๐๐HEHE!What do whales like to eat!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญFish and SHIPS ! ๐๐LOL!what do you call a whale wearing earphones!?
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญWhatever you want, he cant hear you! ๐๐
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I saw the first one and starting laughing and coughing at the same time! I think I had what is commonly known as a conniption.....
Thanks for the whale of a good time! Keep it up, PLEASE!!
Haha! Ok , very good thanks a bunch! Lol! ๐๐๐๐ณ
Baby whale: Dad, where do i come from?
Daddy whale: From my penis.
baby whale: Thanks dad...
Daddy whale: You are whale cum.
Hahaha! Good one, love it thanks for sharing! ๐๐๐๐
Some jokes are just so bad they're punny. LOL! Thanks for sharing.
I want to know why you were sad. Sometimes I
I feel like a fat whale...
Was that it?