Trump Forced to Reverse Course on Hosting G-7 at His Doral Club

in #humor5 years ago

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Trump Forced to Reverse Course on Hosting G-7 at His Doral Club: Insiders say President Trump was forced to abandon his slick attempt to host next year’s G-7 summit at his own Doral golf club, after it became clear the move had alienated many Republicans, who find themselves in an almost constant struggle trying to defend his actions on so many fronts.

Of course, White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney tried to explain it all away by claiming "the president still considers himself to be in the hospitality business.” One would think someone would recommend he read the emoluments clause of the constitution, but given that it goes on for a bit longer than 280 characters - I suppose that’s kind of pushing things a bit.

Anyway, the funny thing is, one would think a career criminal like Donald Trump would be a helluva lot better at running all these scams than he is, but let’s face it folks - when your IQ scores come in just slightly higher than naked mole rats, you’re probably not all that good at much of anything. Oh, and hey Republicans - if you’re seriously getting tired of defending him - how about not defending him? That’s just a thought.

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