Nicolas Cage Annuls Marriage to Bride With Criminal Past

in #humor5 years ago (edited)

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Nicolas Cage Annuls Marriage to Bride With Criminal Past: Nicolas Cage cited his wife’s criminal history, including multiple DUI’s and domestic violence arrests, and the fact that he was in a total blackout drunk when he married her, as reasons why he’s seeking to have his recent latest Las Vegas marriage to Erika Koike annulled after only four days.

Call me a softy, but what a really touching story this is - about two lovely people who found each other in beautiful Las Vegas, proceeded to get hammered to the gills, and then got married in one of those quickie chapels. Excuse me, but I’m tearing up a bit here. Makes me wonder if he was also in a blackout drunk when he agreed to star in some of those movies he’s made?

Now, not to be super critical of the guy, but if you ask me - Cage should have been suspicious something was a bit off-kilter about this woman right from the start. I mean, all he had to do was just ask himself, “wait a minute, who the hell in their right mind would marry Nicholas Cage?”

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Cage is right on the money - this chick married him for money and fame. After years of swimming in the sea of faked love, he should know immediately that most women don't marry him because they deeply love him. Their passion for him was artfully fabricated to make everything look so sadistically real.

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