Resteem Bots: The More $$$ Memos You Send Me, The More I'll Consider Your Service
Lately, I've been receiving such a glorious amount of attention from promo accounts.
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It Truly Is An Honor
Then there are the ones that promise to resteem my post!
I just want to say how uplifting it is to know that you think so highly of my content.
You Have Piqued My Interest
I also want to say thank you for letting me know about the limited time offer.
It is quite concerning that time is running out. That's why I went straight to work on this post.
We Need To Clear Up 1 Concern 1st
You promise results, but how do I know I'll get upvotes from your followers?
How do I know you don't have 7,998 followers who haven't visited Steemit for months?
I mean you'll have my Steem and SBD first, and what will I have but a promise?
So I Have A Proposal For You
If you really want to impress me, show me what you've got.
The quality of my content shouldn't be an issue. That's why you approached me in the 1st place, remember?
In fact, resteeming my posts will make you even more popular. It'll bring you more followers.
So I propose 5 free resteems on any of my recent posts. You decide which ones to promote.
The followers it brings you alone will be worth it. It'll make up for that small amount of bandwidth it costs you.
And I'll get to see if your service is worth it. If it brings in a rash of upvotes from your followers, maybe I'll pay to use it.
One Last Option
If for some unfathomable reason you don't like my proposal, I have another one.
You can decide my level of interest by altering your payment amount. Doesn't that sound good? My rates are as follows:
Didn't See It: $0.001 - $0.010
What's Your Account Name?: $0.011 - $0.50
That Might Work: $0.51 - $1.00
Do That Again - I'm About To Sign Up: $1.01 - or higher
Resteem Bot Account Holders! Use My Services As Many Times As You Like (Especially Number 4) Or Show Me What You Got!
You Can Also Get My Attention (Depending On The Amount) By Sending BTS To My BitShares Wallet: ffoeg-1
Just Put Your Spam In The Memo Box
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LOLOLOL. I'm muting all promo accounts. Screw that. I want to earn whatever I earn. The scammers need to be booted.
Haha. Hey, they aren't all bad. But it's ok with me if they keep sending me steem. :)
Hahaha, I love this! I have dabbled with paid bots just a little. Every time I pay one for a vote, I get a memo from at least two more. I like your take on things though, the highest bidder gets our money! ;)
Lol. Be like the frog on the log. The more they pay, the more I'll think about jumping. :)
hmmm
HAHA!
Lol. Go San Diego!
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Hahaha nice post
Lol. I had an old boss that taught me about haggling. If I set a price and someone wants to haggle, they make a lower offer.
My next offer should always be higher than my first. You don't like my price? It just went up. Lol.
Lol...I have my share of buying votes just to satisfy my curiosity. But with my current earning, I could only purchase a vote its pathetic. I am not against them and they make the world go round but their services do comes with a price.
Haha. Why did you have bring up earnings and make things all depressing?
Lol. Kidding. I'm right there with you. I got two more memos after posting this. Another $0.002 worth of Steem. Cha-ching. Lol.
Haha, I liked the humour in this post. I dont mind if they keep sending me SBD or Steem but you are right. The ignore button is high on the 0.001 tfrs. Lol. But if you want to waste your money go for it. I honestly believe that most of there followers would be dead followers or have them on mute lol. Eother way. Bring on the free money. 😁
Yea it's not even pocket change, but it's 1000% profit for my efforts. Lol.
Lol. Funniest post I read in a while. Also a bit sad because what you’re pointing out is true. Why didn’t I think of this myself? Lmao
Keep us up to date about whether someone is actually accepting your offer ;0)
Lol. I think the thought of someone taking my offer did barely cross my mind. If there was an affiliate link, I would put it in there. Hahahah.
I was taught to add those links even when I write negative reviews. None of my business how people spend their money. Lol
True. Business is business - lol
What an amazing offer you've given the bot! LOL! Loved this very entertaining post! Thanks for the chuckle, and for sharing it with #steemitbloggers 😊
I know huh? I hope the bots like it. Lol
I wonder now that you said that, is it one bot or two bots?
One bot does the resteems and another sends out the spam memos? Or is it a special bot that's capable of doing both? Lol. :)
Thanks for stopping by @thekittygirl and go @Steemitbloggers!!!!
HA-ha!