Fat sack of shit.

• I'm a fat sack of shit.
  ~Nooo you're not.
• Look at me, of course I am.
  ~ You're beautiful!
• I didn't say I'm ugly, I said I'm fat.
  ~ ...
• Well what are you looking at? Bring me a sandwich, chop chop!
  ~ You think that will help you being less fat?
• I don't see how that is of your concern.
  ~ Well I am your mother afterall..
• You see mommy, I'm not really fat, it's just my awesomeness swelling inside me! But seriously mom how can I loose some weight?
  ~ Well kiddo, if you ran like your mouth does, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
• 😫

Should I write more? Let me know in the comments.

Ziga.