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RE: I Drank Five Beers and Fell Off a Rock in the Roosevelt National Forest — Comedy Open Mic #40
That's a good idea to carry around Bad Ideas. I should start carrying one with me too. Although the machete I happen to have on hand in the wilderness never seems to work.
While reading I thought camping by that collapsed building seemed like a bad idea, but I'm a wimp, so I didn't pass judgement.
It seems to me that you did pretty well only having 2 1/2 pisses off of those 5 beers. That's a sizable bladder you've got. Or maybe that's normal, I should ask Miscommunication (phone) to look that up.
I always have at least two Machetes with me, just in case one craps out on me. I just checked Evil Incarnate (Google) and it says 2 1/2 pisses for 5 beers is normal.