- For a cheap and eco-friendly hair net, simply walk through a cobweb
- Save money on fuel by fitting larger wheels to the back of your car. That way you will always be going downhill.
- Save money on expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the object you wish to view.
- Boil an egg to perfection by popping the egg in boiling water, getting in your car and driving at 60mph for 3 miles. Then stop and phone your wife to remove the eggs.
- Increase congregation sizes at church by replacing traditional communion wafers for Cheese & Chive Pringles.
- Imagine you are driving in London by simply sitting in your car honking the horn all day and never actually going anywhere.
- Save money on expensive cat carriers by simply tying the tail of the cat to one of it's legs to make a convenient carry loop.
- Never forget your wife's birthday again by giving her 40 cards all at once and instructing her to only open once a year, on her birthday.
- Save money on expensive model train sets by simply standing far away from a real train.
- Don't waste precious drinking time by eating. Simply stand a sausage upright in your drink and every time you take a sip, you can also take a bite.
- Make people believe you are a magician by vigorously shaking a bottle of talc powder every time you leave a room so they think you've vanished in a plume of smoke.
- Rappers: stop your trousers from falling down and hanging from your arse by wrapping a strip of perforated leather around your waist with a buckle at the end to tie it together.
It was funny... I like the last one!
Thanks, I'm going to upload more in future.