Swanky Bloody Mary Recipe For Refined Palates When Your Life's All Put Together Just Right

in #humor8 years ago

First things first you have to start with locally sourced bottom-shelf spirits.

Mix with equal parts tomato juice.

A dash or three of hot sauce, to taste.

If you're really trying to take the trolley all the way to flavor town, stir in a rancid dollop of Horseradish for the authentic eye-watering thrift store corduroy zest.

Choke it down with a pained grimace until you're drunk enough to sleep till morning.
Bottoms up!

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